Most Android phones have ridiculous names, led by masterpieces such as Samsung’s Epic Touch 4G and Captivate Glide, but HTC phone names are actually more interesting because they’re just perfect for condoms as well. Just think about it. I’ve even taken the liberty to come up with taglines for some:
- HTC Desire: You know you want me.
- HTC Titan: When size matters.
- HTC Hero: A hero comes along… with the strength to carry on…
- HTC HD mini: When size doesn’t matter.
- HTC Salsa: Spice it up!
- HTC Incredible: When words fail you.
- HTC Sensation XL: When feeling and size both matter.
- HTC Legend: Legen… wait for it…
- HTC Freestyle: Anyhow, anywhere!
- HTC Jetstream: Faster than a rocket!
- HTC Wildfire: Spreads all over…
- HTC Trophy: Take it home when you’re done!
- HTC Dream
- HTC Explorer
- HTC Flyer
- HTC Magic
- HTC Passion (aka Google Nexus One)
- HTC Radar
Think you can do better? Try your hand at these (pun intended): http://www.gsmarena.com/results.php3?sName=HTC
Feel free to tweet these out, but do tag them with #HTCCondoms, so it’s easier to collect all of them.
And remember, kids, always play it safe. Always use a well-fitting, shock-absorbing, protective rubber case for your phone. What did you think I was talking about?